Hey betches,

Welcome to Tinder District! I’m so glad you’re here, even though you may not be able to tell through my chronic RBF.

My name is J. I’m 24 years old, live in Washington, DC, and by day I do management consulting.

By night (and weekend), however, I’m a serial dater.

Since I started this blog in July 2015 (when it was ClarendonTinderDiaries.wordpress.com; really rolls of the tongue, right?), I have been on over 100 first dates. A few have turned into relationships, many were good, several turned into second and even third dates – but that’s not why I’m here. The thing that keeps me coming back is the bad dates – the ones that turn into a story for me to tell my close friends, future grandchildren, and the entire Internet.

Oh, and the free drinks and meals. Those also keep me coming back.

So, welcome, readers! I hope you get a laugh, a nugget of useful life advice, or something new to read while at work contemplating quitting your shitty job. Feel free to message/DM/email me anytime with your screenshots, questions, or stories – I’d love to hear from you! <3