Bachelor Arie: No man is worth drinking your own pee for (Episode 4)

Hello! It’s 7:55 PM, I’m eating my soup (help) and watching the tail end of Jeopardy, and my roommates are nowhere to be found. It’s quiet… too quiet. My team at work is in a step challenge right now, so I put the bottle of wine on the counter in the kitchen. Let’s see how …

Bachelor Arie: Bibiana vs. Vocal Fry (Episode 2 Recap)

Missed last episode? Check out my Episode 1 Recap and Contestant Breakdown! *Matthew McConnaughey voice* Alright, alright, alright! It’s time for another week of drama, ladies and gents! I’ve got two bottles of wine and I’ve monopolized the TV in my group house, so we are ready to roll. My roommate is acting annoyed that …

Bachelor Arie: Oh my god these girls are underage (Episode 1 Recap)

It’s that time of year again!! Time for us all to become invested in a television stranger’s dating life so he can pretend to be engaged to someone on Instagram for 3-6 months and then everyone can peddle Sugar Bear Hair on Instagram for the rest of their life. This is 2018. That’s right, folks. …