J: Halloween Revenge

Context: My roommates and I are threw a housewarming/Halloween party a few weeks ago, and I was incredibly eager to invite ALLOFMYFRIENDS. As such, I thought nothing of inviting Mr. Medicine (who I am still best friends with)… until he asked me if he could bring his new girlfriend. Now, I’m cool with her, but I figured this would be a good opportunity to do what I love most – Tinder trolling. I updated my bio, swiped right on everyone during a ‘bathroom break’ at work, and let the messages roll in.

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In case you haven’t realized this by now, Tinder is definitely not just an app for finding free food/all da sex/true love – it is, fundamentally, a source of great entertainment. My most recent boo JT and I have even started having “Tinder Troll and Chill” dates, which turn out very fruitfully, as evidenced below:

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JT’s reasoning: “Her bio said she likes mozzarella sticks!” I know how to pick winners, y’all.

Thus, when this beautiful occasion below presented itself to me, I decided to do what I do best – turn lemons into hilarious screenshots.

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Some people were less creative…

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Some were mildly terrifying…

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One in particular was confusing, but in the most delightful way…

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And then, there was Jordan. Jordan was quite persistent, creative, and – well – see for yourself:

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And, in the end, all was well! No Tinder randos came to my party, the night was a blast, and I woke up in bed with a hot dude. Score 1 for J.

…now, who’s trying to dress up as ‘An attractive couple that got married too young’ with me next year?

XOXO,
J

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