It’s Thanksgiving! And here in the Alps it’s just another day to binge drink at noon. Italians really have their priority straight, let me tell you that.
I just wanted to pop by and let you all know how thankful I am for you. Thanks for supporting me through my media scandal, sending me your date horror stories and screenshots, liking my pictures on Instagram and not judging me for making life decisions that can accurately be described as “really fucking dumb.” You’re the best!
Ok y’all, now I’m off to go
text every guy in my phone “Happy Thanksgiving, stranger! ;)” reach out to my loved ones. Go get stuffed like a turkey, babes!