J, Moments

Moments: I can hear the bells…

Just when I thought that Tinder was a wasteland for finding true love, I see this picture as I’m scrolling through my matches’ “Moments” (essentially a Tinder Snapchat Story feature and a GOLD MINE of dick pics):

Blog - Engaged


Some context: I actually talked to this guy for a while in July, and we were making plans to meet up, but timing just didn’t work out between both of our vacation schedules. Well, apparently it’s a good fucking thing that I didn’t meet up with this guy, because he was a-lookin’ fer a gud ol’ lady to string around for the rest of eternity.

I’ll just be over here with my wine and dates and anything BUT commitment, thank you, have a good day!


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