Context: I recently created an OKCupid profile for the lols. My encounters have been… interesting. Here is one in particular that is seared in my memory like a well-done steak. Enjoy!

scarred

Hmm. I want to go on a date. Let’s check my messages and see if anyone is interested.

Ah, here’s someone! What’s he got to say?

msg1

Hm, fairly bold, but that could be good if he’s cute… let’s check out his profile!

msg2

Oh no… wait, there’s more, maybe it will get better?

msg3

Ugh. Yachts. Reminds me of Beans.

msg4

I’m torn between crying, calling the police, and running away to another country. Maybe some combination of the three?

…but wait – I’m still hungry.

Do you think he’ll pay for my dinner?

dumb

XOXO,
J