Today’s Fake News Friday covers mentioning food in your dating app profile, Malia Obama’s new boyfriend, and South Korea’s pitiful marriage rate. Hey hey! Happy Friday! Are you as full and bloated as I am? Good. Let’s all suffer together.
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It’s Friday! Halle-fucking-lujah I thought this day would never come. I’m jetting off to Italy tomorrow and hopefully will marry an Italian man within the next 7 days and never return to the political shithole that is DC. Ah, to